5.05.2011

Osama and Megatron best buds

As you all know Mr. Bin Laden was compromised recently to our great satisfaction. For all of you dirty smelly hippies out there THIS IS A GOOD THING. I'm already a little tired of this oh why are we celebrating the death of another human being? That's because he is not a human being himself. When they were celebrating 9/11 do you think any of them thought hmm maybe this is wrong? No they didn't. So because Osama was not a human being we saw fit to dump his body with another of the galaxies most hated criminal. The infamous Megatron! Bin Laden's body is now right next to Megatron's deep in the ocean. This I fear is not good because in case any of you haven't seen Revenge of the Fallen uh Megatron like comes back to life! Yeah so let's not let any jihadist get there hands on the all spark and somehow revive this terrible monstrosity, oh and don't let people bring Osama back either. May God bless America and May God bless Optimus Prime ( George W. Bush ) Also by the way we are the humble disciples of Thomas Paine but we by no means owe homage to him. We're more like the apprentices that kill their master because we know we're better. Let Ryan and I rule the world in harmony forever.

 Love,
Daniel LaRusso

3 comments:

  1. You are a pathetic excuse for a man. You dont deserve to be alive. You should be at the bottom of the ocean with them.

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  2. Wow...someone (Anonymous) lacks a sense of humor apparently. "You should be at the bottom of the ocean with "them"? The fictional robot character you mean?? Lighten up douchebag....

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  3. Don't let the first anonymous get his hands on the all spark

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